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[12 Aug 2006|05:02pm]

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[22 Feb 2006|09:26pm]

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[28 May 2005|11:13pm]

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I awoke, believing

I was wires
closed in casket
when I fought you down
myself lashed tight
to the slate of the cellar door.

My brother was a ball of twine
bouncing down the basement steps
He's leaving evidence
wound around the porch trellis
I want to say,

Our dogs are in the cake
Mom's ice cream birthday
fire alarm for 50
She sang in an unknown key,
conducting her own occasion.

I was battery-free and fresh
out of antifreeze
one taillight gone
the other one flickering
rolling halitosis on Pepsi and Twizzlers
No place to coil the night.
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[18 May 2005|12:16am]

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drink a mug of hot cocoa after brushing your teeth
give a blowjob with a stick of Big Red
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[11 May 2005|11:20am]

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DR. MANSFIELD: OK, Jeff. Fill in the blank. The best thing about Wendy is her ...

JEFF: Smile.

DR. MANSFIELD: Try again.

JEFF: Eyes?

DR. MANSFIELD: (makes buzzer sound)

JEFF: Sense of humor.

DR. MANSFIELD: The correct answer is tits.
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[29 Apr 2005|12:17am]

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you were scraping the scars off the skin
and coloring red magic marker the keylines in
moses applecleat sitting smug on the palomino nag
clester too i heard her voice resonate from piper's bag
you were underneath the silo
the tons slid out and didn't leave a chance



(face down)


daddy died a young young young young death
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[16 Jan 2005|12:54pm]
thisiszenia
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[08 Jan 2005|04:31pm]

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sucking a fake dick worn by a eunch assassin that is filled with gunpowder and he makes u swallow a lit match after he 'cums'
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[08 Jan 2005|04:29pm]

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goat dick
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[17 Dec 2004|02:29am]

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http://diskovery.ltsc.org/youth/ernesto/myname.htm
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who smokes the mara-juanic-ah on hanukkah? [07 Dec 2004|08:26pm]
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keanu does

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[03 Dec 2004|05:52pm]

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[23 Nov 2004|05:08pm]

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http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/34309.htm
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urbandialect.net most progressive website [16 Nov 2004|07:54pm]

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[11 Nov 2004|10:27pm]

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[11 Nov 2004|10:02pm]

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20041111/ap_on_fe_st/orangutan_makeover
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king ennet? [09 Nov 2004|12:13am]

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study brake [27 Oct 2004|08:48pm]

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http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/2004/10/27/bobsagetintervu/index.html
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[22 Oct 2004|04:51pm]

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anal asthma
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last night's round of names [19 Oct 2004|04:10pm]

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Beth Quiffe
Jillian Globewurm
Sperm Haunte
Honch Texstar
Troope McGraw
Tracy Chandelier
Cherry Cafeteriax
Blobe Simpson
Laugho Hippita
Troy Simpleax
Harden E. Stonesworth
Johann Flagon
Groucho Sparx
Clester Gronnut (rat eater)
Floridian Greenglow
Ranchero Torez
Dillary Huff
Hottie Dee Jailbate
Octavius Walrax
Thorax Birch
Azrael Skellington
Tiffany Bonesworth
Anita Stem
Proboscis Youngboner
Tim Koch
Tawny Jizzjar
Zeus Dreamweaver
Hercules Timberpath
Arian Dixon
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